forbidden pockys

what is happening

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again!! i would prefer to be an orb

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

can i offer a smaller spoon?

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

op do you accept constructive criticism

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

m i n t    s u c k 

Can I get uhhhhh cucumber slices in bong water

i am goinf to start calling migos “the migos” in casual conversation, just to start some shit

why do food places have to give you that little tiny ass baby cup when you ask for water it’s so flagrant. water drinkers are treated like second class citizens in this country