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Chucky Pros

Your Height

Independent

Practical

#DarkWoke

Makes you laugh

Always has some kind of plan

You always make up after a fight, he is capable of apologizing

Beautiful blue eyes <3

Metalhead

Cons

You’re 2’5”

Commitment Issues (He’s trying his best though!)

Doesn’t know who Martha Stewart is

Misogynist

Anger Issues

Doesn’t help with chores

You’re going to fight a lot

Receding hairline

Jack

Pros

8 feet tall + The strength of 10 men

Emotionally Available + Romantic

Loves to Bake!

Can turn to liquid/gas which makes it easy to provide for you

Makes you laugh

Excited to start a family with you

You’re probably not going to fight very often

Adorable Snowman!

Cons

8 feet tall + The strength of 10 men

Codependent + Disregards Boundaries

Cannibal

Misogynist

Even worse anger issues

Wants as many children as you can physically have

Lovebomber

Sadist (You’re not the exception)

Alcoholic Chainsmoker

Bald

Some Child’s Play friends and I have been discussing recently how similar Chucky and Jack are so I thought it would be funny to put together this little chart

CHUCKY!! CHUCKY!! CHUCKY!!!

I didn't even read the other guy pros or Chucky's cons.

I WANT CHUCKY!!!

Tumblr Chucky Oc’s as Vines

I think I can beat him in a fight

70% of the time I can prob beat him

My only concern is him slicing up my achilles heel or something OR he gets his hands on a gun

Other than that I can probably out run him, I might not be able to over power him but I know damn well he doesn’t weigh as much as a grown man (yes I know chunky defenders are tired of the “I can just throw him” argument but it’s true) and I can out smart him

He’s been incapacitated by being tucked into bed 😭

“Few times…when he was drunk.”

So Tiffany kill him herself? Omg dude that amazing!

One of the few good things Tiffany has done, that's excellent!

I love it!

Yess! Get what u deserve you stupid french cat 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰

"b-but what about Winona?"

Can't wait to see his death! 😋

Whoever it's was still nice to see his ass get beated lololol.

Nice drawings, keep cooking 💋✨

So Tiffany kill him herself? Omg dude that amazing!

One of the few good things Tiffany has done, that's excellent!

I love it!

Yess! Get what u deserve you stupid french cat 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰

"b-but what about Winona?"

For Chucky

🤡 - What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about?

No, don't say that 🥹🥹🥹

Me:STFU!!!!

Another fun fact, there are also gay toy soldiers in issue 4 of the comic:

The comics are very gay, especially considering they were released between Child's Play 2 (1990) and Child's Play 3 (1991), so before most of the canon queer stuff in the franchise.

One last tidbit from issue 3 with Karen Barclay that I personally think sounds pretty lesbian but it's admittedly less explicit than the last two:

People who ships Chucky with Mike Norris