☆stan loona☆

you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday

what we really need this year to bring the magic back is a good old-fashioned 9/11 miracle

my personal little headcanon is that kris's light world knife is their dark world shield. both go completely unacknowledged in the world you don't see them in, in contrast to things like kris's dark world sword, which is stated to be their light world pencil. the shield is never spoken about—it has nothing to do with their armor, either, and it never seems to change. i also strongly believe that kris's knife, in the light world, is a defensive tool and not an offensive one, and it just makes sense to me that it would manifest as a shield in the dark world. AND the most memorable uses of kris's shield in the dark world are when they use it to defend susie.... the only person kris has voluntarily and happily just handed over their knife to, blade-first.

Fun fact there's also decent anecdotal support for big media companies also looking at trending numbers on social media and even occasionally download numbers from pirating sites to gauge the popularity and strength of a branding decision. The best way to punish stupid cash-grabby bullshit is to literally be uninterested in it. Controversy sells.

Finally something for me

"can we all express some fucking solidarity with each other" aka can women stop complaining so damn much and take my side even though I refuse to take theirs. the meat grinder is titled Defending Women btw.

DeSantis signed the Fairness in Women's Sports Act btw which "would not bar female athletes from playing on boys' or men's teams" but you know. he isn't exactly asking your pronouns before explicitly targeting transfems at higher rates

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

toph only ever had one serious girlfriend (she doesn’t want someone in her house. where she lives) but she dumped her after she noticed that all of her friends were super uncomfortable around her. they didn’t say anything, but she could tell that they all felt weird around her but didn’t wanna admit it. and, well, if she couldn’t pass the gaang vibe check, then that’s that! what none of them had the heart to tell toph was that her gf was actually super cool and lovely....... but they just couldn’t get over the fact that she looked exactly like katara.