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@mj-the-pyro
*Medic was..eating one of Soldier's kidney, he was hungry. He was also REALLY pissed off because Soldier kept on stealing his organs from his cooler.*
"Hmm?..Ahh, Hallo zhere, Herr Pyro!! :D"
*He said happily.*
haiiiii not-mum! can you share that snack with me plzzzzz 🥺
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“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”
I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red
“What.”
“What??”
we were out of my favorite snacks and I was getting really hungry, okay!
*Scout runs 5 feet away, looking terrified.*
*from 5 feet away* okay! I'll just watch looney tunes with my boyfriend or something
“Wait wait- ya got a boyfriend?”
*He immediately zooms back.*
yeah he's really nice and he draws really good :3
“Who is he?!”
*Scout asks excitedly.*
hes @the-coolest-scout-youve-eva-seen :3
“ANOTHER Scout?! Man, dere’s so many of me..”
*He scratches the back of his head.*
yeah, there's a lot of them apparently
“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”
I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red
“What.”
“What??”
we were out of my favorite snacks and I was getting really hungry, okay!
*Scout runs 5 feet away, looking terrified.*
*from 5 feet away* okay! I'll just watch looney tunes with my boyfriend or something
“Wait wait- ya got a boyfriend?”
*He immediately zooms back.*
yeah he's really nice and he draws really good :3
“Who is he?!”
*Scout asks excitedly.*
hes @the-coolest-scout-youve-eva-seen :3
“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”
I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red
“What.”
“What??”
we were out of my favorite snacks and I was getting really hungry, okay!
*Scout runs 5 feet away, looking terrified.*
*from 5 feet away* okay! I'll just watch looney tunes with my boyfriend or something
“Wait wait- ya got a boyfriend?”
*He immediately zooms back.*
yeah he's really nice and he draws really good :3
“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”
I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red
Badass!
wait did you like cook it or eat it raw
I cooked it don't worry, it's very important to cook any meat products thoroughly so you don't get sick!
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“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”
I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red
“What.”
“What??”
we were out of my favorite snacks and I was getting really hungry, okay!
*Scout runs 5 feet away, looking terrified.*
*from 5 feet away* okay! I'll just watch looney tunes with my boyfriend or something
“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”
I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red
“What.”
“What??”
we were out of my favorite snacks and I was getting really hungry, okay!
“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”
I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red
I remember something about my ex- and every time I close my eyes he's there looking at me and it's too much and I can't escape it and even if I clawed my eyes out myself he'd still be there and he won't go away
I watched him die- hell, I was the one to bloody kill him, but he's still everywhere I go I can't escape him
I can't stay home in Teufort because mister sniper looks just like him, I can't go to Mark's base in the BLU side of Teufort because that mister sniper looks even more like him, I can't go back to London because the police would kill me for what happened to him, I can't lock myself away in an asylum because even if I'm alone I'm not alone I can still hear his voice and I can still feel his wrath
I just can't be free from him.
I remember the feeling of his hands on my waist, I remember the feeling of his punches and how he would laugh at me for flinching, I remember how small I felt because if I ate too much the pain would get worse, I remember his smile- his stupid fucking smile, I can't be free from him, I just can't no matter how much I bloody try.
Who are you most close with, and who are you least close with on RED?
Heavy has thought on it, and I think I am most close with Medic.
He is man who has outsmarted bullet and I hold respect for doktor.
Least close, though.
He scares me.
its ok I'm fine it's ok I'm ok I'm fine I'm ok it's not like I am desperately trying to feel human and worthy of love it's fine I'm fine I'm PERFECTLY FINE AND NOT MENTALLY UNWELL AT ALL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M FINE
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Hi MJ! Why are you a bird? I am worried,
I've not a bloody clue
Can you fly, though? I think flying at the enemy team with flames surrounding you would look pretty cool
no they are too small :(
Shucks. Question two, do you get any other bird behaviors or is it just the wings? Are you nesting?? Do you force Scout to bring you food??? How do you feel about egg-shaped objects?
I have been having the urge to make a nest out of Scout's hoodies and I have been a bit more bitey recently to people who enter my room that aren't Scout, Scout got me this cool egg shaped rock that I keep under my pillow.
Heavy lets out a big sigh.
“Is poor costume choice, but Heavy promised Scout after losing poker game. Am I pretty princess?”
Ooh let's match one sec...
*she heads over to her room to grab stuff from her closet*
Ta-da!
"HOOHAH! It seems little Pyro lady has joined in little princess party! Is nice. We can be pretty princesses, together. And then we beat Scout up, and force him to wear the same. Heavy takes pride in being princess now."
Hi MJ! Why are you a bird? I am worried,
I've not a bloody clue
Can you fly, though? I think flying at the enemy team with flames surrounding you would look pretty cool
no they are too small :(
Hi MJ! Why are you a bird? I am worried,
I've not a bloody clue
hallo Frau Pauling! It has come to my attention zhat Pyro(@mj-the-pyro) needs a new glasses prescription, and I vould do zhe exam myself but ich do not have zhe necessary equipment for it, so is zhere any way we could have Pyro either see a optometrist or for me to get zhe equipment required for her optical exam?
Mit freundlichen Grüßen, your favorite RED Medic, @mjs-mum-has-got-it-goin-on
Dear Medic,
I can arrange an appointment for Pyro with an optometrist, yes. Preferably one under contract with Mann Co., since the last civilian doctor who examined one of our mercenaries had to take an extended leave of absence afterward.
I’ll have transportation and paperwork ready by Friday, please do not attempt to build your own ophthalmological equipment in the meantime.
With regards,
Miss Pauling
i cannot see bloody anything
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how am I supposed to take care of my wings? Like do they need a specific kind of brush or soap or something?
-Sincerely, your lovely local fireloving Londoner, @mj-the-pyro
"Vell you should be using dish soaps for zhem first of all. It's better on zhe feazhers than shampoos or body washes. Secondly, assuming your wings are genetic and zhat you are part bird like me and a few ozhers, your body should produce an oil zhat helps maintain your feathers. Of course it depends on your species of bird but still"
thanks! :)
i might have to start wearing a gas mask the way this pollen’s been dishing me out
*runs*
*runs faster*
why are you running? :((((
