I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other