When all you want to write is the smut scene but you have to think about the actual story plot:

Trying desperately to crank out some stories before the school year starts.

Friend: Give me one reason why you should never fight Raphael?

When you're trying to write but your brain won't cooperate:

A dear friend of mine is trying to raise funds to get her beloved cat Salem some vet care. Please consider supporting her goal if you are able.

Friend: I thought you said you finished packing all of your books?

What I should be doing: Packing boxes for the move.

Friend: What are you watching?

Me: I don't like this pen.

When you want to write but the cat wants to cat:

Touch and Go is one of my favorite 2003 episodes because of the relationship that develops between Raph and Mrs. Morrison. Even though he's more or less kidnapped into this social situation, we get to see Raph's compassionate side

When you've always joked about being a little OCD only to be clinically diagnosed with it in your mid-30s.