Mizzy

i love to meow at cat because they are the cat

I just LOVE sucking from the opening of my portable robot dick, tastes just like cleaner! Just gives me a lil’ buzz sometimes you know, a lil kick.

americano footboolio

No, stop, stop that, you're suppose to kiss!

“I don’t need this anymore!” I say as I set down my phone and close the gps app. Little did I know, my stupidness would then lead me to believe I didn’t know where I was going. That I was wrong after all. Then I wished desperately that the gps would have the directions typed out staring back at me but it never does. My phone is black and I’m driving lost. What have I done.

Is it love if I take you, or is it love if I set you free

I don’t know how penises would burn. I can imagine the smell would be truly horrible.

Why’d I feel the need to prioritize car keys over pepper spray when filling my bag for a roadtrip ugh!