ok sorry I know I keep dying and then posting randomly but uhhh this happened this morning
The fuck
I hope you know my little radioapple ass is never shutting up about the fact that we went from a rarepair because one of the characters didn’t fucking exist yet, to the top noncanon ship in just 5 months, to the overall top ship in the hazbin fandom
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@hazelfoureyes (bless her soul) convinced me to get my 'I'M FUCKING CALLING IT" out in case I'm actually right. So here we go...
Rosie is Roo.
But let me explain...
Why do I say that?
Well, to start: Her symbolisms (which the show is very keen on) involves thorns/roots similar to what we've seen in the S1E1 intro as the Roo enveloped the world.
She can't be a sinner - since she can be summoned and promised Alastor to make him the most powerful sinner in hell - you can't promise more power than you yourself have, right?
Dear Hazel also brought to attention that it's at the very least strangethat she is a secluded overlord that only sticks to a very specific group of sinners like the cannibals. That look like her. Alastor too, is a cannibal, yet he is way more hot please choke me sinner-like than the colony inhabitants.
And his Lil voodoo minions? Hmmm, sure look a little like the cannibals too (Okay I am stretching but IT VERY WELL COULD BE).
Also (and now that's a bit reaching, I know, but bear with me) I need to pull out S1E1 from Helluva Boss - Murder Family... Martha and her family are evil twisted mofos... in that episode, you see the same handmade wooden symbols that alastor had crafted as he summoned the demon to make the deal in the woods around martha's house - and as she has Blitzo and Millie on a stake, she holds a speech, saying "may the root of all evil will be honored as we continue thy work"... UH-HUH?!
It would be a friggin mind-blow plot twist. We know Alastor has a deal with her that involved him
Getting off the Air for 7 year (LIKE LILITH, wife of Lucifer)
Staying at the hotel (Being close and gaining the trust of Lucifers daughter)
If Roo would scheme anything, it would be involving the one that made her existence possible: Lucifer Morningstar. Whatever her goal may be, it's a given that she'd want in in that family. Lilith is (apparently) in heaven - maybe for a reason. Roo sure would love an uprising of evil, and Lilith (as far as the canon lore goes) was close to a revolution of the denizens of hell against heaven, using her voice to sway the masses. I could imagine Roo reaching out to her, and it being part of the Deal Lilith made with the Seraphim.
I have corresponding theory about where Roo truly comes from, but that isn't based on any actual facts, but gut feeling, so I wont elaborate.
But here you go, tumblr. I call it: Rosie is ROO! You heard it!
hi i've had this theory since i spoiled myself with the leak like an impatient dumbass. rosie is roo, agreed for all these reasons. i always knew lilith was just a red herring and whoever did own Alastor's soul was more than likely roo. this entire debacle is centered around the morningstars and uhhh i've disappeared and come back now after literally over a year of not posting just to add on my little thumbtack to this
roo is charlie's real mother
but i'm too lazy to explain and i think it would be way funnier anyways if i was right with absolutely no context as to why i think this
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Take a moment to consider Lucifer Mommy kink but it’s not always sexual, he just likes feeling small in your arms when you take care of him. Just imagine fixing his bow tie for him then pressing a little kiss to his temple and he gives you a shy smile and says “Thank you, Mommy.”
You know he’s having a hard day when he comes in and immediately calls you Mommy, it means he just wants you to hold him close and whisper sweet praises into his ear until he feels like himself again, which more often than not leads to you servicing him because he gets so worked up by your words that he can’t take it anymore, he needs you to touch him, please touch him.
"The REAL question is if Lucifer wears gloves or not"
Y'know, i never THOUGHT of it, i always assumed that "the blackness" was part of his body, just like people usually assume he has hooves and is noseless (he doesnt have the "structute", but he has the nostrils), but... Now that you mentioned, i never saw it like that before, but now, I'M HONESTLY NOT SURE WHAT TO THINK!!! 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😆😆😆😆😆
Oh buddy, yeah there's a whole debate about it lolol, personally I'm team demon arms. I just think it's cool and it makes more sense to me than Lucifer wearing long gloves underneath his suit.
Also the arguments about the gloves are inconsistent too. People mostly think they're gloves because of this picture in the background
and this other, blink-and-you'll-miss-it frame
So, my problem with this is, 1), these frames go by super quickly, the picture is literally just in the background for a bit, Lucifer is supposed to be wearing what is now Charlie's suit, so I feel like honestly they could be animation errors, Hazbin doesn't have many but it DOES have a couple of those lol. And 2), if they're supposed to be long gloves as shown in the last episode, why are they short gloves in the second screenshot??? Are they long or not??? This is why I'm more inclined to believe how he looks in episode 8, because there clearly the intention was that his arms had to be colored grey.
Sure, they could STILL be long gloves in episode 8 I guess, but it doesn't make much sense to wear long gloves with Lucifer's suit, and I don't really have any reason to believe that Lucifer would just randomly decide to wear a complete, proper suit in a way that makes sense..... except for long gloves.
And ultimately, hey, there isn't a ZERO chance that they're gloves, but I still think the black arms are much cooler, so that's what I'm gonna do lol
I am team gloves because I blindly trust the Wiki like a true free-thinking individual and also because there’s something intrinsically funny to me about the fact that it implies he changed out his gloves for arm length ones just so he could roll his sleeves up during the fight with Adam
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(NSFW REQUEST) ok ok bit of an odd request so if its too odd i understand but… may i please request one half naked (bottom half) lucifer morningstar humping a pillow? (im sorry)
anon this is literally my favourite type of porn dont u worry
I started out firmly believing Alastor would only top but then my eyes were Opened to the absolute masterpiece that is bottom Alastor utterly refusing to admit he’s enjoying what’s going on but will most definitely bite Lucifer’s hand off if he tries to stop.
listen the ducks were cute and funny when I first saw them but then you realize how long a man has to spend completely isolated to get to the point where he’s made so many rubber ducks BY HAND that he can’t even fit them in storage places anymore and they’re just all over his workroom floor.
look at them they are EVERYWHERE. he even has tea parties with them. he’s so lonely he has tea parties with his inanimate rubber duckies.
I have been trying to write but my motivation is in the toilet rn and I rlly want an excuse to talk about my best boys so ummm 👉 👈 hi my asks are open, if anyone wants to ask literally anything about Lucifer or Alastor for me to go on a deranged rant about, pls feel free, anon is on so go wild 👀
help me add to the trash pile because my brain is simply too smooth to function on its own right now
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Alastor was expected. I saw it coming as I was watching the show.
Lucifer fucking BLINDSIDED me. I went from going “hehe silly devil daddy with his ducks” to “DADDY?” in the span of about 5 minutes. He wins the record for Fastest Time My Knees Hit The Floor.