In our Hazbin era

So drunk and/or high that even Armand doesn't remember the details anymore. (There had been some mind trickery involved with the priest to even make the wedding happen in the '80s. Are those documents legit? Who knows. Armand certainly thinks they are.)

Enter Daniel, newly mind-wiped, wanting to marry Alice a few years later, and Armand sweating buckets trying to keep his own marriage a secret. Did he play the priest at their wedding? Probably. Is every document signed in his own handwriting? Absolutely.

Crisis averted. He can go back to his own life and stalk Daniel from the shadows, and-

A divorce. Of course. Leave it to Daniel to fuck it up.

Man, Alice's divorce lawyer is fucking hot. Where did she find him? Is he single? Meanwhile, Armand regrets every life decision that brought him here and maybe decides to fuck the newly divorced idiot who's been torturing his existence.

Okay, done. No more weddings. No more divorces. No one will ever know. He can finally enjoy the peace and quiet, and-

Years later, another proposal? It's not even funny at this point. Rinse and repeat. Did he mind-fuck them enough to make them forget the wedding officiant who spent their big day looking stressed and sulking? Hopefully.

And no, we don't talk about the second divorce. Armand wants to scream.

Flash forward to 2025. Daniel vaguely remembers seeing this man at both of his weddings, both of his divorces, and on one fateful night in Las Vegas. Now he's become his Maker, standing right in front of him.

I thought the "Armand told the truth" bit was just an in universe Edward vs. Jacob thing.

But now we see it plastered on the wall of a lair of the fang gang (?). Louis is there (I guess it is in the house we see in the new trailer, where Louis drives up to) and I guess he got in there to kill.

So they believe something Armand said. But I think the book is a red hering, because I can't pinpoint anything from the book that would justify this extent or attacks on Lestat.

So my hot guess. "Armand told the truth" in this context is something we don't know yet. I am reaching here, but maybe this still is from an interview setting. That he is telling the truth about something here.

And he also warns Daniel (You are courting great danger with Lestat). He knows something.

VoxTek!

TRUST US with your screen cleaning!

There was a troll incident on bluesky, complaining about masculine brute top Alastor.

I saw it. I had to do it.