ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

that’s why she’s being bullied

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

we are *this* close to inventing just deadass automail

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

Honey I hate to break this to you but if blood-as-wine is inside the body-as-bread then that’s just a regular ass human body

He has RISEN

The true meaning of boys will be boys

This is an arachnid

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