apollo

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

i think that's a microbe 🦠 🙂‍↕️

please

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

release my soul from this prison at once

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

childaborting hips