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all ur gross n unethical fantasies are safe with me

"Poor thing." (condescending) (flirting)

*girls when it is literally eating away at their psyche* whatever

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

Anyone who's less mentally ill than me is an "I'm so quirky" poser and anyone who's more mentally ill than me is biologically destined to be a dangerous abuser

this is from spy kids