Just Another One

He can't forgive Konoha and would rather watch it burn (he's right, I support him), but he can't bring himself to hate Naruto despite him being so staunchly defensive of Konoha.

Sasuke has to choose. To allow himself to love while being complacent, forever unable to find his people justice? Or to not reach for this love, and embrace his dream of ensuring no one has to suffer again the way he did? Naruto will never change his mind about Konoha.

○When Sasuke first starts opening up to Naruto, he does it in the dead of night completely alone. Even if Naruto is on the verge of passing out, he will do his utter best to hang on and hear sasuke till he is done.

○Naruto meanwhile will sometimes just drop "oh thats trauma" trivia "Tsunade says I eat so fast cause of meal insecurity or somethin' like that" "You try teaching yourself how to read and see how fast ya are at it" "Oh yeah I forgot I can shop there now" like nbd and Sasuke just has to slightly pause from both heartbreak and anger to process that real quick(Naruto inflicts this on the other loved ones too)

○They are dragging each other into healthier eating habits, kicking and screaming. Naruto to accept healthier foods and Sasuke to actually eat his fill.

○Naruto preens like a bird whenever Sasuke gives him that intense look of want. Even after they've been together years he'll still puff up a little (Shikamaru's lungs threaten to collapse from sighing at these 2)

○Sasuke is obvi not a PDA guy* but Naruto is very tactical so he returns them in small ways like leaning into a hand or a brush of fingers

*this becomes utter bullshit after any legit serious battle/scare

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

Hey @astro-nautes​ c’mere and take responsibility for your memeing concept <3

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That would be roughly $35.13 hourly or $73,080 annually

However, the average renter’s household income is only $42,500 annually or $20.43 hourly (as of 2019 according to the Census Bureau’s American Community Survey)

This means either rent prices are too unsustainably high and price gouging or wages are too unsustainably low and predatory

“I’m gonna get back my staff, give all of you your kung fu back, and then I’m going to kiss you,” Po says seriously.

“What?” Tai Lung says, taken aback. Po’s eyes widen.

“I’m going to give you back your kung fu,” Po says.

“No, the other thing,” Tai Lung says.

“I’m going to get my staff back?” Po says.

“The other thing,” Tai Lung says.

“I’m going to defeat the Chameleon,” Po says.

“Not that, you stupid panda, the last thing!” Tai Lung hisses quietly.

“Wha-what last thing?” Po says, looking away. “I didn’t say a last thing. Do you remember me saying a last thing? Cause-” he breaks off with a strained laugh. “ I didn’t.”

“Panda…” Tai Lung says lowly, reaching through the bars and grabbing Po’s face to force him to look at him. “Get me my kung fu back and you can have as many kisses as you want.”

Po flushes, then perks up. “Wait, really?”

“Yes,” Tai Lung sighs, regretting it already.