UMA’s price as the final set feels like I’m aggressively being given a middle finger by frustrated child packing up all their toys and leaving

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UMA’s price as the final set feels like I’m aggressively being given a middle finger by frustrated child packing up all their toys and leaving

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I still can’t wrap my mind around the objection to squirrels. Magic gets all kinds of small, mundane creatures like rats, birds, crabs, and cats. Often just normal animals and not even “magical” versions. Why are squirrels viewed as silly (and why would a little silly be bad, anyway)?
I can’t explain it either.
Reblog if you think @wizardsmagic should print more squirrels :D
Resuming the stream in about 15 minutes! (aka at 12am PT or 8pm GMT)
Hey everybody, I’ve got a couple things to finish taking care of and then we’re back online for a few more arena singleton games! If you want to hang ou tin the twitch chat while you wait, feel fre to hop on over to https://www.twitch.tv/magusofthecolorpie !
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Guilds of Ravnica Prerelease
I had a blast, although I lost a bit miserably. The set is masterfully designed, you could build really different decks than the usual sealed deck experience. Hats off to @wizardsmagic @markrosewater
RIP officially, MagicCards.info... You were truly the greatest card database.
Now we’re stuck with the super shitty Scryfall. :(
I wouldn’t call Scryfall shitty but I do miss magiccards.info badly
If you can manage a little bit of French magic-ville is really well made.

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A thing I made. A dumb magic the gathering joke, Giant Emrakul dies to tiny deathtouch hornet. :p
i call this the Deluxe Alignment Chart. click for higher quality
This is your alignment chart now
@probablybadrpgideas
81 distinct spaces
somebody want to assign every known planeswalker their own space?
This was a titanic labour and I expect infinite disagreement, but I did it and it’s done:
Things I expect people to ask:
“Why is X stupid/dumbass???” = Listen, we all make dumb decisions sometimes okay? It’s fine, I’m not judging, I’m just filling a silly alignment chart.
“Why is X awful???” = They probably did at least one awful thing at some point. Except Dovin, he just radiates low-level background awful. Not judging tho.
“I don’t understand what deluxe or turbo mean???” = I had to make a lot of judgment calls making this chart, so I went with “Turbo” as “very powerful” and “Deluxe” as “high quality”.
“Why are all thots men???” = If he flexes he a thot.
Special thanks to @wanderingaddict for his oldwalker lore.
Bless you for acknowledging my garbage, lesbian daughter, Baltrice!!
I like Dovin being Lawful Awful. There's a nice ring to it.
Magic as Richard Garfield intended
Welcome all!
Hello everyone, and welcome to this blog! This is my attempt at bringing the mtg flash fiction prompts wotc had going for a few weeks back to life, as I saw a lot of gems during that period and it made me realize that a lot of people who don’t usually write stories can push out some amazing works if they feel like they’re just doing something small for fun! This is why I decided to continue with the prompts being for flash fiction (aka up to 1,000 words) because I think that will make more people interested in participating and we will get more stories! In order to make sure more people see it, please input your story in a reblog of the prompt! First prompt will go up tomorrow (Monday 13th of August) at 2:30 Pacific Time!
Don’t miss today’s prompt, coming up in a few hours!
Who’s ready for this week’s prompt??

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Archetypes
There is honestly so many stories and fanfics I want to write, the only way I’d be able to actually focus on writing them all is if I became a hermit, secluded myself in the woods from all human contact.
There's a joke about "living the dream" that's getting lost here.
Please, REBLOG, if you think it’s not a sexual preference. Pedophilia will be never be a part of LGBT+ community. It is a sexual disorder. Uncontested sexual behavior cannot be a preference, despite whatever “fetish” one has. If someone gets turned on at the idea of someone who is helpless or doesn’t want them, they need mental help. Period.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tedx-pedophilia-sexual-orientation/
“Scholars” aren’t saying this. A medic student with flimsy references who was allowed to speak at an independent TEDx event in Germany is.
We don’t support pedophilia.
I am a sad, sad creature and this is what I do with my free time. Hurl my miserable body into the sun. I’m so sorry.
That last one…
The last one has all my approval.
Ojects are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never love objects
You’re being such a NON-PILLOW right now!
I’m the planeswalker, Jace Belerin, damn it. And I’m in love with and common-law married to a Japanese body pillow.
Remember that one time Steve Argyle participated in one of my memes?
Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

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I am a: ⚪️Man ⚪️Woman 🔘Non-Euclidean mass of eyes and tentacles Looking for: ⚪️Men ⚪️Women 🔘Library books
You're the only person up and on Tumblr right now people should know that leaks for guilds of Ravnica are floating out there right now. I personally don't care but people should know because Spoiler season is fun. thank you Odric
THIS IS A LEAK FREE BLOG
This is a Leak-Free blog
*minis love cards, they do not like leaks*
This is a leak-free blog.