worm keeper and little freak hater

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

normalize showing up to a date still wet from the creek

this is moonshine coded

tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now

i miss tumblr i wish it was still around. but it’s not

you know tumblrs gone because you dont even see posts like this any more

This would have done numbers on tumblr

can you guys stop making posts that i materially agree with but that are worded in ways i find too disagreeable to be reblogged. it rankles

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

they have 8 more mins to make bobby alive eddie gay buddie canon . can they do it