Ramble

My new baby. Really helping me battle the January blues. I wish he'd learn object permanence though. I'm just in the bathroom I'll be out in a second, stop crying 😭

Spotted in my local Co-op. Eat shit you pigeon headed bitch. That was mean to pigeons, sorry to the pigeon community.

How did Poland get through over so many of the other great acts? Not to even single them out but actually, calling that shit out. Denmark didn’t get in with their tiktok song so why did we allow Poland the same????  At least the 90s gay beat from Belgium got in amongst many other greats. I’ll tag you Poland. This is an unserious post, no one cares actually. It’s just fake Eurovision beef to keep things spicy. 

Pretty pissed that Malta didn’t get through, the singer was hot what are EBU participating countries playing at? But other than that, Semi-final #1, everyone I wanted got through. Don’t fuck it up Thursday. Still rooting for the emo twink from Serbia though, c’mon Luke! 

it’s good to know 

having a hookup turning up but could be the killer, so if Netflix needs my permission to turn this saga into a docu they have it. Peace out! Maybe. Don’t shame me in said documentary and please cast someone unreasonably hotter than myself to play me in the recreations.  

Banks is the best.