Mistress Willow's Randomness

Sometimes even with insurance it’s cost-prohibitive. Co-pays and 20% deductibles can eat you alive if something big hits you.

FUCKING WHAT

This is some Disney’s Atlantis magic

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

They make these for adult sizes beds and I want to fuck in one

What if one of the reasons Jess didn’t take to Lorelai quickly besides trust issues and possibly “Why is this stranger trying to relate to me?” is because the way she talked about Luke is the way Liz would talk about her boyfriends to Jess? The show made it clear that until TJ none of Liz’s boyfriend were prizes so I imagine Liz giving Jess the same “this guy’s different, he’s so good and so trustworthy” speech about her boyfriends that Lorelai gave to him about Luke. Imagine this strange woman talking about this man, your uncle you’ve barely met and trying to convince you he’s good and trustworthy sounding the same way your mother did about her deadbeat boyfriends. So when he asked if Lorelai was sleeping with Luke he wasn’t 100% trying to be rude he was wondering if they had the same type of relationship his mother has had before

If you look at the ingredients list and it’s a bunch of words you don’t even know… neither does your body (x)

I’m gonna keep reblogging this until my knuckles fall off.

This is especially hilarious because grapefruit is well known for being dangerous for some people because of how it can interact with certain medications. Do fruit loops do that?

“Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison. The dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy.” - Paracelsus

I mean, you do you. But I’m still gonna eat that apple instead of those multi-colored rings for breakfast.

Period pain is real pain.

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

True.

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life