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the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS CAN BE MY MUM

Me as a mother ……

THIS IS LITERALLY MY MOM OMG

When you snap 🤣

The last 17 seconds reminded me of Adam Sandler 😂😂

Jewish and Muslim people go on Chopped and are made to cook with pork and they make it work, one vegan goes on and refuses to use any meat products he’s given and they have an all veggie episode for him.

The final basket had honey in it and e refers to it as a total nightmare scenario. Go talk to the Muslim woman who knocked out a pork loin without being able to taste her dish about dealing with nightmare baskets

My mum was watching a baking show where a 20 year old Muslim woman was a contestant. They had to make an alcoholic dessert. She nailed it despite not being able to taste it. When she mentioned that she couldnt (not as a complaint or excuse) everyone gawked at her and someone said “how old are you???”. Like, really?

I saw that one! Seemed like purposeful sabotage when your contestant can neither religiously or legally taste the ingredient

Look, everyone! He has a name.

Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.

this is somehow cuter

My friend got forced into a marriage through this kind of manipulation. She ran away to Australia to get divorced from him. Yeah, emotional manipulation like this is not good for relationships.

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

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you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

Self checkouts basically just evolved into a convenience for people with social anxiety.