International Museum of I’m Fine Arts

my toxic boss is workboming me

should i pay her rego?

if i had three lives i'd marry you in two but this seems like the third life where i sit, gazing at the rain and writing sad words to fill the space that never feels full.

if they hit you, turn the other cheek they hit that other cheek? muay thai classes

just found one of your hairs. totally will not do black magic with it. trust me. this? oh this wax figurine is completely unrelated. hmm? what pins

In 1921, Poyla mathematically proved that "A drunk man will find his way home, but a bird may never.", referring of-course to multinomial yield of probability at 34% return home rate in 3 dimensions, vs 100% in 2. But as a man who lives in the fourth dimension, its impossible for me to ever get home. So I get drunk again, for home exists nowhere - and even if it did, I would not find it.

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