Shenanigans, Bullshit, And All Else In Between

i seriously love emoji reviews and i think they’re super relaxing to scroll through, and so i’m doing one myself for one of my favorite lil guys!!

beautiful!! a sweet purble friend. 9/10 he is trying his best

he looks like a space invader….. but the gradient is hurting my eyes. 4.5/10 slightly unfortunate

cute! hims schlurping on some blue ramen. 8/10 what is he doing

mhm uhuh yeah that’s great but why am i looking at an octopus betwixt all these space invaders?? 4/10 i am uncomfortable

interesting, interesting…. he’s a little lacking. he’s only one color! there’s no outline, no soul! 5/10 it could be worse

oh!!! the little pixel outlines are very special, and this is an example of a gradient done right!! i love him. 9/10 he’s got style

OH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! he is very cute and i want him in plush form. those lil arms are so charming. 12/10 the very best

whatthefuckistHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT -10000000000000/10 I HATE IT AND THE LITTLE TRIANGLES BY ITS FEET TOO

WHY IS HE SO ANGRY?? IS IT SOMETHING I SAID?? 1/10 i am sorry htc

Clint: let’s play Two Truths One Lie

Natasha: yeah i’ve heard of that one.

Peter: oh i’ll go first!

Peter: i’m small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!

Tony: that’s the right idea kiddo but it’s gotta be a bit more challenging for everybody-

Pepper: his eyes are brown.

Tony: ….

iconic

Just iconic

so i know that there are some musical songs that aren’t easy to sing especially while you’re soaking wet (no) but there are some that, while in the shower, when you sing sounds absolutely amazing

(in chinese we have a word for this it’s called 爽 but i have NO idea how to translate that)

so i figured i’d make things easier by listing out the best musical songs to sing in the shower, a top ten buzzfeed article

solo songs:

michael in the bathroom

dead girl walking (sorta solo)

waving through a window

words fail

apex predator (sorta solo)

i’d rather be me

santa fe

good kid

i’m breaking down

wait for it

you’ll be back/what comes next

freeze your brain

loser geek whatever

not solo songs but can still be managed by one person (tried and true):

more than survive

four jews in a room bitching

the thrill of first love

sincerely, me

requiem

good for you

only us

beautiful

candy store

the campfire song

drive

bring on the monsters

the world will know

once and for all

cell block tango

hundreds of stories

you’d need an ensemble in the bathroom but if you really try hard enough and you don’t have asthma:

non-stop

the smartphone hour

this had better come to a stop

falsettoland

carrying the banner

meant to be yours

seasons of love

but mostly non-stop

if you know spanish:

in the heights

blackout

if you’re currently undergoing puberty:

march of the falsettos

Dear Evan Hansen

Chicago

Rent

Newsies

Heathers

Firebringer

Legally Blonde

The Book of Mormon

Hamilton

Les Mis