gay but in a rat way

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

onto better things thursday

waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark but they DID wanna team up to hustle some thematically similar plumbers at like golf and tennis and shit

Nothing in canon contradicts this so

there is no platonic explanation for this. there's no romantic explanation either. frankly they just don't like eachother at all

there's a sexual explanation though

the scariest thing about the generative AI thing is how quickly people have accepted it as an indefinite, irrevocable part of their reality. people have genuinely convinced themselves that ChatGPT is the only solution to most tasks - tasks they did with their own brain without any large effort two years ago. like you know damn well all of us used to write emails ourselves why are we pretending like this is an impossible task to do with your own two hands. what's with the fucking. AI revisionism. i feel like i am going insane.

Not enough people talking about tzatziki

Well this is awkward...

Woah mama it's my own specter

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*