Aching For Vivacity

why is this so funny 

midwests emos scare the shit out of me how the hell you grow up in a corn field and come out listening to mindless self indulgence what the fuck happened in that corn field

i am not immune to the “character’s eyes glow when they use their powers” trope

i have this disease that makes me find it hot as fuck when a character’s eyes glow as a warning when they’re really angry or upset and about to use every last shred their power to absolutely waste the shit out of the target of their rage it’s called having excellent taste

parfait is a french word which implies another troubling feature of the shrek universe: france

pretty sure that Robin Hood’s existence proves that in itself