Joker's Best Trick

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

~Mwhahaha~

*meditates away floating*

~Mwhahaha~

NEVER!!!!!! Okay let’s get down to business.

Get out of my room

NO!!!! IT’S ASTOUNDING, TIME IS FLEETING MADNESS TAKES IT’S TOLL BUT LISTEN CLOSER, NOT FOR VERY MUCH LONGER I’VE GOT TO KEEP CONTROL. *pelvic thrusts violently*

~Mwhahaha~

*throws self on the floor* BUTTTTTTTTTT WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!?????? *giggles then whispers* i said butt

You are throwing off my mood, act your age

NEVER!!!!!! Okay let’s get down to business.

~Mwhahaha~

Rae don’t play. You know i’m your one and only love. Baby please don’t gooooooooooooo *dances around you crazily*

No, go away. 

*throws self on the floor* BUTTTTTTTTTT WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!?????? *giggles then whispers* i said butt

~Mwhahaha~

No you don’t. I’m your favoritest person eva

Are you so sure?

Rae don’t play. You know i’m your one and only love. Baby please don’t gooooooooooooo *dances around you crazily*

I hate you

No you don't. I'm your favoritest person eva