Wot Iz Blog

Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup. (source)

but it’s COLD >:(

The Ocean Is Gazpacho

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

thanks man

Needed this

Elizabeth Warren: professional homophobe slayer.

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.