stevie nicks is fucking corrext

I just remembered that apes smile when hostile. This isn’t a happy scene. This monkey has full meter and a full screen projectile in it’s move list. This is an invitation to death.

You studied birds so long you forgot that the word toddler exists and I think that’s just delightful.

If you’ve ever worked in customer service, you yourself have made this exact face and know the true threat behind it.

Are we just gonna fuckin ignore the alien

listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new

You sure thats not a pinecone snake?

Pangolin be like “I said I wanted the kitchen to be OPEN-PLAN”

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

im convinced horses only have 76% control over where their heads are at at any given point