Miss BratCat

Maybe that guy who messaged you was being genuine? You don't have to be one of those "all-men-are-swine feminists who's offended by anything that comes from a male... (I'm a girl by the way)

update: the RAs next door have a dog, I made friends with a black cat in this building, two sophomores down the hall are painting a room black in preparation for fluorescent graffiti, and one of them randomly gave me an apple.

update #2: walked downstairs to investigate the now three-story wooden fort. As soon as I arrived, the girl next to me complimented my rainbow necklace, introduced me to her girlfriend, invited me to help build the damn fort, gave me otter pops, and then offered advice on tattoo artists and hair dyeing

update #3: the students taught me how to operate drills and augers by building ladders for the fort, allowed me control of the playlist for the blasting music (I made it very blatantly gay, after which a random guy offered me my own musical radio show), and now a girl I met 10 minutes ago is taking me to learn lock picking

update #4: I was somehow tasked with building a trapdoor for the 3rd story of the fort. Like LiStEn BuDdY,,, I learned how to drill maybe two days ago what makes you think I am capable of constructing an apparatus that doesn’t collapse onto someone’s head the moment you touch the hinges???? Anyways, I hope I nailed it… literally. I also got bitten by a deaf ferret named Pepa, met several other Clexa shippers, dissected a brain, taught one of the fire spinners how to imitate a starfish upside down on a trampoline, and spent an afternoon at Harvard pretending to be a student there in order to retrieve free orientation swag

update #5: I attended the brain dissection of a man who died two weeks ago from dementia, and the surgeon let me touch the coronal sections! (it felt rather strange…) I’ve also met my roommate, who is queer af, spray painted a lexa mural onto the fort, dyed my hair, and gloriously fucked up this henna tattoo (it looks badass and I’ve never adored a piece of body art more):

Reminder

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