The Wayward Badger

Having a pretty boy to help me unwind after a long day… ughhh shoving him between my thighs with my fingers in his hair, pushing it deeper into me so i can feel his warm lips pressed against me. Use his pretty face to cum…

Because it was trained on pirated work—including freely accessible online writing (like fanfic, academic texts)—ChatGPT picked up patterns and quirks native to human writing.

Including (sigh) the em dash.

There are other victims here (RIP tapestry and delve 🫠), but the appropriation of the em dash—a punctuation mark beloved by writers everywhere—feels especially personal.

A kind of low-grade panic is ensuing. Writers who once memed their own em dash overuse—the greatest punctuation mark ever to grace the control-freak’s lexicon, frankly—are suddenly backing away to avoid accusations.

No. More. We have centuries of dash-abusing writers behind us. We will not sit quietly while AI repurposes our beloved stilted aside—or the just-one-more clarification the sentence demands—or the dramatic pause your comma could never—etc.

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you.

Defend the em dash.

(Feel free to download/share/stick it where it matters!)

drool painting his chin, lips parted as he gasps for air, moans and whimpers slipping out in between

his desperate noises underlined by the low hum of the toy currently cruelly tied to him, and no matter how much he squirms, it’s not budging

either whining about wanting to come or complaining about not being able come again

while you play with his hair and have his head on your lap

meeting his desperation with cruel, uncaring yet caring calmness

ignoring his complaints and caressing his jawline as he learns to just take it

like..

i love a guy who is masculine,maybe with some muscles or a lil chubby,with a masculine body and appearance,even behaviour: strong,dominant with other people,the stereotype of masculine guy

but then you call him sweetheart and he melts? GIMME THAT