all the tea and tofu please

oh it’s not a lack guess what industry is putting money in politicians pockets

"we have to cut down on covid isolation time to prioritize economic recovery" girl the economy is fake just make it stop declining. I promise there are ways. You know what's real AND uncontrollable? VIRUS. if you try to explain why capitalism has to come before human lives I'll decapitate you btw

The funniest thing about this post is how everyone bold enough to comment is dumb as hell and/or completely missing the point while everyone with reading comprehension and critical thinking skills is keeping their commentary in the tags

one beautiful thing I learned recently is that the origin of ‘coming out’ was that a person was coming out TO gay society. gay men in nyc in the early 1900s would have debutante-style celebrations where they came out and presented themselves (in high fashion ofc) to other gay folks. it wasnt until the 70s/80s that ‘coming out’ meant coming out FROM a hidden place TO cishet people. anyway my point is that I wanna have a belated debutante party.

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

Elon Musk seems like he would have been exactly the kind of kid who responded to reasonable discipline with ‘I dunno, my friend’s mum just started yelling for no reason’.

Every Tumblr update is just "here's something incredibly stupid the site management has done" and then ten minutes later followed by "here are seventeen extremely simple workarounds because staff can't even fuck up properly"

The type of words that tumblr staff banned makes it seem like they think their userbase casually tags their bigoted posts with stuff like #racism

the war on #girl

tumblr banning the #girl and #weed... huge loss for the three weed smoking girlfriends industry