git gud

babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life

I am crying, like, legit tears. This is so beautiful.

if youre horny for any of the animal crossing animals i’ll kill you

imagine being told youre not allowed to feel attraction to a fucking video game character you like, who btw owns a house and pays a fucking mortgage

i’ll break your neck. ill grab you by the arms and swing you around so fast centrifugal force turns you into paste

So we’re just stealing twitter tweets now huh

as opposed to what genius? facebook tweets? get out of here

We're neutral towards your pussy. We could take it or leave it.

Out of Touch Thursday

i think i just saw a post online

stay safe, guys