MishCatLady

Jeff Satur + text posts for beloved @ditch-lily (pt. 1/3)

bonus:

@floof-ghostie

You know, I wonder what KinnPorsche the Series looked like to my non-BL mutuals. Uh, the short answer is Toxic Gay Mafia Drama. The long answer is long but here is a list of things that happened.

The main protagonist pisses in a fish pond, and as a punishment he gets put into a mermaid costume.

An important character is introduced working out butt-ass naked. This is not the last time this happens.

Traumatized man gets shown porn for the first time.

There is a blow job inside of a helicopter.

There is a supporting character with an Australian accent. No, he is not the character who is noted for speaking English.

There is a sex scene involving bread that exists purely to advertise said bread company (no I am not joking).

Secretly-Mafia singer gets turned on by fan's shrine to him.

He only sees said shrine because he broke into fan's room.

A dude spends his last moments lighting up a cigarette.

The tertiary couple only happens because one of them forces the other into a non-consensual pet play dynamic because he doesn't want to be lonely while blacklisted by the mafia.

The tertiary couple's first time together happens because of a hedgehog (they are the best written part of the show).

During the climatic final battle, the protagonist's love interest gropes his dick and calls it his lucky gun.

During the same climatic final battle, the secretly-mafia singer murders an entire bar of people to protect the fan who is too busy playing video games to notice the attempt on his life.

During the same climatic final battle, the 'owner' confesses his love to the 'pet' while the 'pet' is punching the fuck out of him. The 'pet' is sobbing and wailing while punching him (the 'pet' also shot him).

Yes, this all happens during the same show.

The Paradise of Thorns OST | Rain Wedding by Jeff Satur

The Road Not Taken Chapter 6 is out. The Jewelry auction takes place and things are not so good anymore. Kinn acts badly, Chan has some discoveries to make, Pete catches on a little bit quicker, Vegas breaks some promises and Tankhun get's to see his baby brother for exactly thirty three seconds or however long it takes to tell the little sneak he is a sneak.

TW: drugged sex and dubious consent because of it.

Bible Wichapas as "Great" Pacharawit

Yes, Porsche and him are cuddly when they are together but Porsche is so busy and then he disappeared without even a goodbye hug (and Porsche always gives a goodbye hug, there's a ruffle of the hair and a forehead smooch and it's a whole *thing*. And thing that apparently Porsche never cared so much about)

And chay meets kim and kim grips his shoulder to hold him while he leaves his mark on his chest. And kim opens doors for him and treats him to food. And kim offers the shyest most devastating smile and chay is a romantic at heart

Clingy chay who feels something fall into place once he's allowed to hang from kim, who relishes how warm he is in every way, who isn't touch starved anymore because kim takes such good care of him

Chay, a romantic at heart, worried about being pressured into intimacy he doesn't know if he wants if he's in a relationship. Chay deciding to try anyways and finding nothing but safety and soft touches. Kim going at his pace and letting Chay show what level he's comfortable with

Kim picking up on even the slightest tension In chays body when his hand gets too heavy or slides to an unsure spot

Chay unsure if he'll like kissing so lots of closed mouth kissing until one day chay is sleepy and relaxed and the music playing in Kim's apartment is so nice vibrating through his body so he drags kims face down and when Kim starts to pull back chay chases and opens his mouth --