under constructions

sorry i just posted 300 times in 90 minutes do you still think i’m hot

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

in another life i would have loved to be cannon fodder for your pointless wars

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT

why did you crop out the link