MiserableMuffin

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Spider-Man in Gotham

Spideytorch

Roy Harper x Jason Todd

The Poppy War (Jiang and Rin’s relationship as father/daughter)

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Fantastic Four

X-Men

Byler

Spider-Man is on a Fantastic Four top secret mission. They encounter another species and dine with them. Spideytorch are doing their usual shit so the high monarch is like, Damn, they must be married.

Custom on their planet is that a married pair MUST have kids, cause their birth rate is so low. Fast forward and they realise that these two men can’t procreate like two men of their species could. The High Monarch is devastated for them so she decides to make a magic baby that has an essence of both of them.

The baby takes a long time to cook up, which results in Johnny getting a baby in a box a week later that looks like Spider-Man.

Johnny freaks the fuck out, because Peter has just gotten back with Felicia. So, he takes it upon himself to raise the kid and hide from Spidey.

Fast forward like a few months and who swings round the Baxter Building but Johnny’s baby daddy. Peter knows straight away that the kid is his and whoosh, responsibility and all that and now he’s part of Benji’s life.

Now Johnny has to struggle against his feelings while seeing Peter with their child while Peter has a crisis while he realises he’s in love with his best friend, completely oblivious to the fact that Johnnys has liked him all this time.

Cause like, I just don’t know.

Also this is the scene: The face off lasted all of ten seconds before Peter promptly sat back down and leaned his elbow against the table. He wiggled his fingers tantalizingly at Ben.

“Come on. You’re not afraid of a friendly arm wrestle, are ya big guy?”

Ben smirked at him before taking his previous position. He locked his crater sized hand with Peter’s as Reed laid an overly stretched hand on their fingers.

“I don’t like this.” Reed said out loud.

“Yeah stretcho but you always had your bias for thumb wars.”

Like, me and you are two peas in pod in that regard. The whole dictatorship, not so much.

Fucking Yikes.

Dick: Well that’s fine because you know what, I’m not the biggest fan of you either!

Jason(slamming the door): Fuck you!

Dick: Little shit

Jason regrets his words and Dick regrets bringing him on patrol. But it’s ok, they just need to cool off. So Dick goes to space on a mission and when he comes back, he goes to apologise. He’s greeted with a grave instead.

Years later…

Jason(chewing on some fries): You know, I never really hated you