Miserablefeelingz

In the mood for a drink or ten idc

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

New plan

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

I hate when ppl say “u act like u dont give a fuck” bitch im not acting

Just found out sleeping does not erase all my problems. Shocked and upset

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight