Mischievous Bunny

-The way they yell “Russia!”

-The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof

-The vodka induced singing and dancing

-The fact that it’s Russian pop

-The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight

Aries: Guy in Black Jacket and Ushanka

Taurus: Woman in blue jacket

Gemini: Guy who wants to fight the cameraman

Cancer: Guy that tries to stop friend from fighting cameraman

Leo: Guy in black jacket and beanie

Virgo: Guy dancing with drink

Libra: Cameraman

Scorpio: Guy in camo pants

Sagittarius: Guy in bomber jacket

Capricorn: Guy standing in the doorway, not wanting anything to do with this

Aquarius: Woman standing in the shed

I do not know how to do these things. I have a masters degree and I have no fucking clue how to operate a deep fryer or make coffee drinks. I’d probably not be very good at it, because that kind of hands-on, fast-paced work is very hard for me.

Like in addition to it being physically demanding (standing up for 4-6 hours straight, carrying heavy ice/coffee, constantly getting burned by boiling water and an oven, a lot of reaching and squatting (like a lot a lot I lost 40 FUCKING pounds in a year okay this job demands a lot from the body)), there are actual skills required. Also your skin splits from using so much antibacterial soap.

Do you know what temperature different foods have to be to prevent contamination? If it’s a “cold” or “hot” plate?? Do You know how long food can be out before bacterial contamination can happen?? Do you know the difference between say 1% and heavy whipping cream? Can you teach a chemistry class using milk????? That’s p much what you gotta learn to be able to do. My friend who works as a medic was surprised, because I do more in my day than they do, and THEY told me that. They were shocked how much I actually do; I am on my feet more, talking to more people, I have a working knowledge of food germs food born illnesses and chemistry, I gotta do the same shit with sterilizing my tools the same exact way a doctor sterilizes theirs. Etc etc.