I won't be another ghost...

Hmmmmmmmm

The crime of the century is that Twilight never gave us a shirtless Kellan Lutz

Emmet WOULD forget to put a shirt on around humans in 20 degree weather

A hoe never gets cold

is anyone whos in love with me awake

actually Rob has said he doesn't like, go online much and he doesn't google himself or anything related to him...could you imagine how fucking funny it would be if he just. Doesn't Know about midnight sun yet. everyone in his life is too scared to bring it up. he doesn't find out until months from now, in the middle of a live interview, and when a question about it comes up you can visibly see the kill bill sirens go off in his head

Oh

THERE ARENT EVEN FUCKING CHAIRS

It’s like twilight only better

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

Reblogging purely for Crossterfuck. 

I was not expecting Florida Man to be the hero in this story arc right now.

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

I love the justice grandpa of fists

If you liked dandelions as a kid you're gay now

if you got upset when adults told you dandelions were weeds as a kid you’re gay now

E A T T H E R I C H

Can’t they just claim “eminent domain”?

legit though if you do drugs TELL YOUR DOCTORS because it can make the difference between life and death