EPISODE 1 : THE WILD NASTY RANCH
Today, like almost every Wednesday, right after my class that ends at 2:30p, I head straight over to the Student Center and get large tenders and small fries, BBQ to dip, and a beverage. Today, that was not the case.
Aside from the 1-2 hours of sleep I obtained last night, today started off pretty normal. I took a test that I don't think I failed, stayed awake in a lecture class, and finished some things for a project. It wasn't until after I ordered my food that my world spiraled downward. When going up to the register, I asked for some BBQ and my drink. The guy working proceeded to tell me that they were out of BBQ, and when they ordered them, they ended up getting a sleeve of cups and lids.
THOSE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME. THING.
So, being okay and understanding with the situation, I asked for a buffalo sauce and a ranch sauce. I was then asked the follow-up question, "Do you want regular or wild ranch?" I had no idea what that meant. So I asked, and the wild ranch, that apparently is supposed to be spicy. I like spicy. So, I went for it.
It was disgusting. I tried to keep going, but I couldn't. At least the chicken was good. Otherwise I would have just shut the gate of the mailroom with a "Be Back Later" sign and laid on the floor.