CEO Of Enemies To Lovers

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

I am pathologically always speaking in a manner of jest

me and my layer of mold have no strong feelings about this