CEO Of Enemies To Lovers

could you lie

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Everyone was just shot and killed by machine guns #DeltaruneSpoilers

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for