After Bedtime with MirthMave

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

I hope you have loved ones that are poc. That are queer. That are trans. That are disabled. That are immigrants. That identify as women.

I hope you love them and they love you. And I hope you lose them.

Tim: So I have a question

Dick: *wind rustling in the background as he’s moving building to building* shoot

Tim: Well we all know the “you hit your siblings, you spar with Bruce” rule. What’s the deal if we punch Bruce.

All the noise on coms stops.

Dick: That is an excellent question.

Cass: I and now wondering that as well.

Steph: Me too.

Jason: One way to find out. Rock paper scissors to pick the Guinea pig.

Not Jason, though Jason comes back from the grave, and nobody even notices. His superhero mantle has already been taken by someone else and the role that he plays in his families life is already being filled by another child who everyone across the board agrees is better than him.

You're telling me that wouldn't drive you insane everyone else gets to slot back into their lives like they never even hit the grave, but not you. Everything that was once yours has been taken away and given to another character while you were rotting in the ground. The worst part being that when you are mentioned at all after your death you're the failure, you are what no one should ever aim to be.

Give him a happy life - yes (because he deserves it).

Bruce is such a dad lol

Jason: *in Dick‘s body*

Jason: I feel awful. What is wrong with your body???

Tim: *absolutely obliterating a punching bag in Jason‘s body*

Dick: *looks affronted at Jason in his body*

Dick: My body is fine! What do you mean??? You aren‘t the one who needs to consume an unholy amount of caffeine to function!

Jason: I feel like someone is about to push me off a fucking cliff, Dickhead.

Dick: *grins suddenly*

Dick: Ohhhh. Lemme fix that for you, Little Wing.

Dick: *walks up to Jason and hugs him tightly*

Jason: *relaxes before tensing up*

Jason: WAIT. YOU NEED HUGS TO FUNCTION?!?!

Tim’s head falling so hard on the table the whole thing shakes: *dead silent*

Dick: *picking him up and holding him like Ivan The Terrible* Oh my god! Are you okay???

Bruce: how much sleep have you had, chum?

Tim: there is a man in the corner

He went to get some pain killers Alfred keeps in the corner stand and there was just enough shadow to obscure him.

Problem is one of the effects of the Lazarus pit is that his eyes now glow.

But generally on comics it's kinda pretty consistent? he trains/lives a bit with Alfred, goes to boarding school somewhere on his pre-teens, tours the world and then meets Ra's

We’ve seen Alfred stand firm against a number of people when it comes to Bruce and the kids. It makes me wonder what Jacob did or what he had on Alfred to get him to give in.

((Piccolo then choked on his drink and had a coughing fit.))