Somewhat grown creacher

AG: She's just like me. For real. For reeeeeeeeal.

hi ma'am

GC: >:[

this took me a minute to get done haha. but i wanted to get in the vibe first and i went and read this super cute fic by Exceedingly on ao3. i totes recommend the read. :)

GC: 4LL R1S3 FOR TH3 DR1P.

TA: yeah yeah 2hut the fuck up iim not lii2teniing two any of that noii2e.

AG: Yaaaaaaaawn.

GC: OH? S3N4TOR L3MONSNOUT, 1S TH4T YOU ON MY L1N3? GC: CR4WL1NG B4CK TO GROVEL 4FT3R 1 PROS3CUT3D YOU FOR TH4T 3MB3ZZ3LMENT C4S3, 1 S33. GC: SH4M3L3SS! 1 SHOULD HOLD YOU 1N CONT3MPT JUST FOR W4ST1NG MY T1M3.

AG: You know I can see your doofus grin from here, r8ght? It's 8asically glowing off that screen. EB: i'm just playing the game! AG: Suuuuuuuure says the nerd who's somehow three gyms ahead. EB: well, maaaaaaaaybe you should train your pokemon instead of complaining! Hehehehe. AG: ........

TG: so? whats your take chica because that face isnt giving me jack TG: you look like youre about to roast me alive TG: i need a verbal cue here i cant read whatever the hell that face is TG: if you hate it just say it vantas dont do the whole scowl thing CC: OH MY GOD CC: CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP THE SONG ISNT EVEN OVER

1.e4 I am on company time. ...e5

AG: Dry toast 8uilds character.

GC: >:] AC: :33 CT: ... AG: ........

GA: Drooling On You GA: Rose Please GA: That Would Imply I Was Asleep In A Way That Allowed My Dignity To Unfasten Itself And Slide Off The Sofa GA: What You Are Referring To Is Clearly A Mysterious Atmospheric Condensation Event GA: Unrelated And Tragic And Absolutely Not From My Mouth