gib vacation juice

he has a permit, leave him alone

he does, in fact, not have a permit to be in the cat food pantry. i know this bc i issue those permits, and i have issued no such permit to this particular gentleman. if he might be so called.

i promise you he filed the paperwork with my office and he is just waiting for it in the mail

how did you get authority to give my cats cat crime permits?

my friend, this is a very common scam. this woman is well known to authorities for cat crimes, especially fraud.

so trustworthy in appearance, and yet so duplicitous! you are the victim of a worldclass bamboozle! please, consult your insurance policy. you should have some financial coverage, but i am afraid your reputation may never recover.

what reputation

fair enough. as you were.

It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh

it’s fat fuck friday

mr. boombastic

skinny bitch sunday……..

Healthcare PSA

Tiktok removed this, so keep it moving!

this video is genuinely incredible - the framing, the sunset, the single street light, the sound of traffic and cicadas in the background, the video of the sign capture imperfectly by (presumably) a phone camera. it’s a work of art and a perfect encapsulation of 21st century america

NEW WHALE ??!!?

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

Games over 10 years old should be free

if you have an in game store, micro transactions, or loot boxes, ur game should be free.

Ganondorf should and will have sex with every gay man ever

Emulation of any game or game system that is out of production should be fully legal