Happy Hips

the freaking Pirates music

This the whooping as he grabs his can of soft drink for me lmao

Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco

It’s because everything comes in bulk there and costco has really good object instancing so it only has to construct the VBO for each kind of product once and then reshade it for individual instances, which gets you a big framerate improvement over the parking lot where one million unique cars are in view at any given time

i dont understand this and do at the same time

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

You can't grasp the true funkiness of Spider Monkey

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

if you were in the jury of a woman getting trialed and her defense was “well im just quirky” would you let her go free? keep in mind if you don’t you’re a misogynist

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil