Justice Is Blind

OBSESSION IN FILM

(because this post got popular and I got requests to do more)

Johnny: We’re not talking?

V: Why would we talk?

Johnny: Comedy!

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V: My death is going to have so many sponsors.

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V, about Johnny: Oh my god, even when you’re quiet you’re mostly annoying.

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V: What are you drawing your inspiration from?

Kerry: Uhhh, you? What do you mean?

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V: Is this humiliating?

Jackie: For who?

V: Both of us.

Jackie: No, not for me dude, no, I’m fine, I did a calendar naked

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Takemura: I quit as sensei.

V: You can’t quit! You’re sensei!

Takemura: What am I paying you for?

V: You’re not paying me?

Takemura: Oh, that’s even worse.

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Wakako, to V: I know the temptation is killing you but please keep this professional.

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Hellman: You got an Instagram or something?

V: Yes, but I’m not telling you what it is.

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Johnny: Should we order food?

V: Shut up!

Johnny: What kind of food do you want?

V: Oh my god, stop talking to me!

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Johnny, about Adam Smasher: Didn’t his, like, fitness records come back and they were like “he’s perfectly healthy!” There’s no way.

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Kerry: “You Look Wonderful Tonight”

V: Me?

Kerry: Mmhmm.

V: Oh thanks.

Kerry: No, the song.

V: Oh, I thought you were complimenting me.

Kerry, smiling lovingly: No, never.

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Johnny, in control: V, I’m feeling great!

V: You shouldn’t.

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Takemura, to the food vendor: You know how you take sound and cut out the middle frequency to make it sound like it’s on the other side of the room? That’s what this tastes like.

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Jackie: Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.

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QUEENS

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cloud in a dress

I am sorry Sebastian, the more beautiful one is, the more I love to see them suffer. And you are very beautiful. And I fear my tablet has granted me absolute power to make you suffer.

It’s called fashion, twerp. Look it up