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Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

Freaky ass white boy

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

Evolution of Nissan

My cat does this before throwing up

Our blessed tumblr

A holy site

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

is this both a pun and also fucking loss

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville