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sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

My retirement plan is to be dead in a pit

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

I AM starting a Mii Cult

Poor fellow should have gone to the cats. They still wouldve been eaten, but they might have gotten a musical number first.

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.