kevin day;

“I asked grok” “I asked ChatGPT” well I asked Richard Gansey III and he said that’s all there is

can you imagine being republican political candidate Mrs. Gansey and calling up your teenage son, calling, because he doesn't live with you and hasn't since he was like 12 because apparently he has the kind of autism that makes you go to foreign countries without warning, and actually he lives with his male roommate instead, which is totally normal and you are trying not to be concerned about, and you call him up and you're like "Richard, we're having a fundraising event for my republican political career and we'd really like you to be there" and he's like "Sure can I bring a plus one?" and you're like oh thank god he has a girlfriend helen's already suspiciously athletic i cannot have a gay son and then he shows up with ADAM PARRISH.

a character who isn't used to being cared for or treated kindly being gently and tenderly cared for for the first time in years or maybe ever. save me