Ellie from real life

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking