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Since God is not helping me @Devil wyd….

Getting dressed in September is confusing af. What season do I dress for? It’s the fall in the morning, summer in the afternoon, and then fucking winter at night

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

The only real ally

today this guy in my class asked me why my eyeliner is on point but my handwriting sucks 

My mom always taking things literal and making it into something religious like the other today i was listening to that Coldplay song that be like “When i ruled the world” she gone say “I like that song but the only person that’s the ruler of this world is the Almighty God” and im just like “Please stop”

The Washington Post headline is the best one.