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What are you supposed to do? Like in general?

honestly i have to read this as youtube trying to convince its Shareholders that their audience has a lot of money and therefore its possible to turn a profit off the site, even though theyve failed to do so for ages now

everyone should select 1 million and see what happens

youtube, as i rewatch ‘oh yeah mr krabs’ for the twelfth time in a row: hmmm my good sir how many millions or billions do you make per year?

I’ve bitten my lips too much again

Same

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

Awwwww thats so sweet haha

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

Relatable to: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

Is it true? Haha

hold me gentle like hamburger

Is this you? Haha

professor: avoid mentioning your sexual orientation in academic papers me: i’m gay, this is my gay paper, here’s my gay opinion

jesus christ luke’s such a useless twink

anakin: im gonna fuck up palpatine rey: im gonna fuck up kyle luke: this isnt the ugg store

god dammit i was about to go into the living room and play some viddo games before class but my housemates just put on baseball.  yknow, baseball (the most boring sport in the world.  the shittiest sport.  the Low Sport.)  literally any other sport i could have accepted but this is just horse shit

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