shark in the water

I’m bored, Elise! Take pity on me! 

Yeah, no. Never gonna happen.

You would be irritated too if they ruined a book you liked by making, like, at least thirty different movie versions of it.

Pissed off. Honestly, I probably wouldn't be.

I’m not pissed off, I’m irritated. There is a difference.

Irritated, smirritated. Dude, you're pissed off about a remake of a movie.

Oh, what a burden that must be.

I really do not understand why someone felt the need to make Romeo and Juliet into a movie. Again.

They did it just to piss you off, obviously.

It’s so beautiful out! Finally starting to feel a bit like autumn is coming.

Fuck Christmas, autumn is the most wonderful time of the year.

Why do I get the feeling that no one enjoyed going back to school as much as me. 

Because school sucks and someone should set ours on fire.

Who the fuck are you.

Your worst fuckin' nightmare.

Am I the only one that didn’t do any back to school shopping?

Dude, oh my god.

Eh, maybe.

Then I am absolutely one hundred percent sick, yes.

I get twenty dollars from my chores, and that’s normally my lunch money so I kind of need to do chores.

Well, then it's an excuse to be lazy? Or it gives you a distraction from boredom?

No, but seriously, are you sick or something?

Is boredom considered a sickness?

Who are you and what have you done with Elise?

Oh, shut up.

Same! Like, I think it’s just that I really want to see some of my friends that I haven’t been able to see over the Summer, but still!

Plus it's a good excuse not to do chores when you get home 'cause you can just say you're too tired from school.