Wonder Woman's Sugar Daddy

Kira: oh

Kira: was that an ok for sex or an ok for driving?

Kira: all i got from that was you have a suit and you like sex? and that you like sex so much you are a terrible store manager but we have really good sex? and something else about sex maybe?

Kira: want to come over and have sex with me when i get home?

Kira: yes dave, blonde hair, tall, plays soccer? he offered, i was just going to drive home later when i was more sober.

Dustin: sex sex and more sex

Dustin: ive got work in the morning, baby

Kira: omg stop, i can't stop laughing. wait now i kind of want you to dress up like a butler so i can see you in a suit and then fuck your brains out

Kira: also i would be a very good porn star, if that point didn't just prove it, then let's think about how many different ways and places we've had sex at vinyls

Kira: i can't help that i'm popular. i'm even more popular than gretchen weiners

Kira: nope, dave is coming to pick me up he just texted me

Dustin: i have a suit but ive only worn it once and it's not comfy but if sex is the result, yes sure, i can go through with that.

Dustin: i think i sold a guy a vinyl that i had to wipe cum off of last week and i felt really awkward even though he will never know.

Dustin: wow im a great choice for manager. having sex on merchandise and cumming on it. i'm amazing.

Kira: i just pictured you in a lingerie duster and then immediately like the feather duster from beauty and the beast

Kira: and now i'm giggling and i can't stop

Kira: wait falsely?

Kira: you could just go around exclaiming that you're married to kira edgar the rockstar

Kira: oh yes totally absoultely 500% drunk oops

Dustin: im going to dress up as a dustbunny for halloween

Dustin: well, no offense babe, but you being a porn star isn't something that i could handle

Dustin: rock star on the other hand ;) im dealing with that already.